HELLO, FRIEND.
Thank you for sharing your time, treasure and beautiful face with me.
A little introduction, since we're both here.
I've had skin since the last century and currently have kids who tell me I'm a "cringey old head" no matter what I do to it. I find this feedback very liberating—let me know if you'd like them to judge your looks, too. My Mom (shown here with me practicing my chin tuck) was also blessed with liberating kid feedback and just look how gorgeous she is!
I'm a writer who's spent years in advertising making products seem cool, crunchy, absorbent, helpful, fun and genuinely concerned about your lack of a European performance vehicle.
Lose enough sleep writing songs about deli meat and you start to wonder if everything everywhere is just one big ad. Including skincare. Especially skincare.
Have I been slathering hype machine all over my face?
Like you, I've shellacked myself with hundreds of products attempting to look like a glazed donut, or banana pudding or whatever sexy dessert skin is supposed to resemble now.
Also like you, I've despaired when the very tiny and very spendy AI-GENERATED-ANTI-OLD-TIME-WARP-2000 serum didn't make me look like the "after" photo in their ad. Or even the "before."
So finally, I gave up on trying to find my ride or die skincare. And I made it myself (well, in partnership with the experts at an award-winning skincare lab here in the US that also formulates for celebrities, dermatolgists and Fortune 100 beauty brands).
My products are designed to be simple to use, make my skin feel healthy and look pretty on my countertops. I love them as much as it's possible to love a bottle of moisturizer.
May they bring you freedom from the routine, a moment of joy in your busy day and of course, skin that looks like a seductive slice of flan.
Stay beautiful,
FOUNDER & "CRINGEY OLD HEAD"